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We’re on day five of the Pearl Clutcher Cardigan being on Ravelry’s top five patterns list. Exciting yes? Follow the link to check it out (and keep it at the top five!).
But you know what that means? It means for-realz knock-down-drag-out pearl clutching from the more conservative fibers peeps. So far, I’ve been called trashy and likened to the Madam of a brothel… which is AWESOME. My intelligence has been in question for writing the pattern and they’re uber disgusted by my tattoos *yawn*. Finally, there’s a handful of crones who believe that the Pearl Clutcher cardigan is pornography and needs to be removed…
PORNOGRAPHY, you guys. For realz? Anyway, go check it out and decide for yourself.
My kind of fibers gal! Whoa! Hold onto your hat, she has a *gasp* tattoo! I want to knit with this girl! :)
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I found out about this pattern last week at knitting and we all loved it! xD
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Can’t even clutch my pearls because I’m too struck by that amazing green dress. (Obviously the cardigan is gorgeous and...
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As many people totally missed the peens, I kinda want to make one, cause the freaking out is sad. Especially the ones...
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that is sucks a badass sweater!! and if people complain about this there are a shit ton of cock socks and a fair isle...
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I NEED TO MAKE THIS. Probably in blue, gray and white.
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pornography really???
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I like to imagine that they call this porn because they’re all too scared to see a real dick.
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sean i would srsly pay you for a dong cardigan in blue if you were to make one for me
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goddamn if i was...cardigan wearing type i would totally knit me a dicksweater wonder if i...
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My kind of fibers gal! Whoa! Hold onto your hat, she has a *gasp* tattoo! I want to knit with this girl! :)
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